If you don't want to eat your peas i have a more efficient way to put them to use

How To Catch an Elephant

1- Dig a giant hole

2- Throw as many cigarette butts in the hole as you can find or make. (elephants are attracted to the toxins in the second hand carbon monoxide)

3- Line the hole with Peas

4- hide in a near by bush

5- when said elephant comes to take a pea kick him in the butt hole